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Just save the skins for me, I want those boots this year.

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then g...

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing Keeps looking at the road ahead...

Two ladies talking in heaven: 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How'd you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about ...

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the...

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overco...

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if th...

Dave Subi Wan Kenobi keep it nice and quiet, but he turned another year older today.

Hope you had a good day.

Did you buy Will and Lisa little car.

You can't not come Megan. Just quite too.

You do mean quit don't you.

Bruce, you can fit if you want to come no probs. Just not sure iif you can handly the dirt and lack of showers.

will be getting the interior tomorrow

I do hope you are getting it all changed completely and they are not the parts I tried hard to get you to take and you said "I won't need them". Cause I don't want any more hard feeling then there already is.

New staff member.

My co worker has decided to quit in May. Just my f...ing Luck.
Now I need to find a replacement and get her trained enough to be able to go.

Reason 1. I got a quote through them to send 50 kg, 2 boxes to sydney overnight. $1100. I got DNL to quote $115. Reason 2. We sent a pallet, receiver to pay with the receivers Account number. We don't have an account with them, receiver got the shits, and said Sender to pay. We spent months fighing ...

DONT use TNT, you will regret it. Beechy Carriers amd TOLL are our biggest freight company for interstate. Alot of our customers sems to use them. The next best option is to find a local freigt company, as if they are going that way they are usually empty on the way back and will give you a better r...

We going 27th March as well.. The revival band is on at our local in February. Might head down to that as well.

The oldies were fine this year, it was the party girl that was disappearing all day to visit Ralph, and Chuck.

We don't have plans now so we are free all weekend. Keep in mind Monday is the club meeting, so we could get together here in the arvo and go on from there. Or meet in Brisane a few hours early before the meeting.

Marriage (Part II) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the p...

Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I ...