GRANDMA'S BOYFRIEND
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one
day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was
dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't
have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can
sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious
programs make me
feel good and the comedies make me laugh.
I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the
reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the
picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV
hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried
to open the door,
and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied,
"Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
