Excuses to say when caught sleeping at your desk at work...
“Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
"Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
"They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
Just raise your head slowly and say, " . . . in Jesus name, Amen."
Excuses to say when caught sleeping at your desk at work...
Excuses to say when caught sleeping at your desk at work...
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VER7 STI (FOR SALE) & RIP EJ22 AWD LEONE
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quote ... 02861.htmlI hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
hahaha they're good.
lets all make some.
"Sorry, sir/ma'am, it's hard working two jobs to feed my darling kids"
Start breathing heavily and flipping out and yelling "GOD I'M F**KING STRESSED!". *Note: may also work to have a day off.
Jump up quickly and yell "SURPRISE!". Then, after they settle down, say "oh sorry, I thought you were someone else". *Note: if over the age of 43 and male, DO NOT TRY. Or you're a murderer.
Start groaning and indicate that you're sick. Drink milk and lemon juice together for added realism.
lets all make some.
"Sorry, sir/ma'am, it's hard working two jobs to feed my darling kids"
Start breathing heavily and flipping out and yelling "GOD I'M F**KING STRESSED!". *Note: may also work to have a day off.
Jump up quickly and yell "SURPRISE!". Then, after they settle down, say "oh sorry, I thought you were someone else". *Note: if over the age of 43 and male, DO NOT TRY. Or you're a murderer.
Start groaning and indicate that you're sick. Drink milk and lemon juice together for added realism.
hahahah gold
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VER7 STI (FOR SALE) & RIP EJ22 AWD LEONE
PIX @ www.webshots.com/user/4muff
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quote ... 02861.htmlI hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
LOL I know a power station operator who did that on night shift and managed to get away with it - the boss tried everything to try get him sacked for it but there was nothing he could do.'[4MUFF wrote:]
Just raise your head slowly and say, " . . . in Jesus name, Amen."
Monster Subaru sold to a good home!! Still a Subaru owner. Will try stay in the Ausubaru loop. Sorry 
thats INCREDIBLY lucky.
one thing I don't get though, is if I fall asleep in a work situation, I'll be seedy for a few minutes after. Your mate must have been a quick bastard to think of that just waking up from a power nap. I commend him.
Pity he won't receive the commendation.
Could work with Allah as well, then your boss would be scared that you'd bomb the place to the ground and you'd NEVER be fired.
one thing I don't get though, is if I fall asleep in a work situation, I'll be seedy for a few minutes after. Your mate must have been a quick bastard to think of that just waking up from a power nap. I commend him.
Pity he won't receive the commendation.
Could work with Allah as well, then your boss would be scared that you'd bomb the place to the ground and you'd NEVER be fired.
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