BBQ Rules

subiwidow · Post by **subiwidow** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:57 am

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory
on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1)The woman buys the food.(2)The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .(3)The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4)The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5)THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6)The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (7)The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat .
Important again:(8)THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) EveryonePRAISEStheMAN andTHANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that
there's just no pleasing some women...

Reg Brumbys · Post by **Reg Brumbys** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:18 am

Gold! That's a cracker.

dwayneb · Post by **dwayneb** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:12 am

You forgot the rule that the woman chooses the food after it is prepared for the man. (Can't have a bloke select his own food.):D

D3V1L · Post by **D3V1L** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:09 am

hahhahahaa. very good

bluesteel · Post by **bluesteel** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:12 am

nice... love it

YouTube · Post by **El_Freddo** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:25 am

I so thought this would be the rules of bbq's in the bushfire season! I was already thinking that each state has different regulations...

I got that in an email a while ago but i must admit that its still a good read.

Have many a safe bbq this fire season!

Cheers

Bennie

Subafury · Post by **Subafury** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:50 am

yeh thats the way it should be ahaha jk

Post by **Alex** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:40 pm

These are the best rules ive ever heard.

alex

FROG · Post by **FROG** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:32 pm

Thats Just Great !!!!! Lol

subiwidow · Post by **subiwidow** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:29 pm

You forgot the rule that the woman chooses the food after it is prepared for the man. (Can't have a bloke select his own food.)

I have always been under the impression that the Cook ( guy) has already worked out which piece he is having, and keeps it on the BBQ Plate until he has his dinner plate. All the other pieces of meat that did not make his grading get given to the guests. ( Females and Kids)

Bumpty · Post by **Bumpty** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:50 pm

Good ol' mums eh...