warning-shopping trolleys and speed bumps dont mix
i also have a bad past with BBQ's around the satrt of december usually..
bbq story number 1
i was on bbq duty at work on melbourne cup day. I was cooking on a slightly modified bbq, given that the drip tray was a tin can wired under the hole to catch the hot oil... with out realising it, i was cooking stuff right above the hole, effectively blocking it... lond story short, pressure built up, air couldn't escape, went bang, then proceded to cover my face with burning oil and giving me multiple burns to my face and neck... one big one under my left eye...
bbq story number 2:
was having drinks at the place i was inhabbiting at the time, which had a nice patio with built in brick bbq. this bbq didnt have an auto spark thingy, it was a case of getting the long lighter stick thing and poking it through a small hole in the front... the one i had didnt actually have a little flame, it just sparked. so i was more than a wee bit drunk trying to spark it up... was clicking and clicking and clicking etc trying to spark it up with no luck. thought i'd leave the gas runniing for a bit so i'd have more of a chance... anyway, i succeeded in lighting the bbq after the gas that had built up came out in a screaming jet through the little hole where my hand was and exploding in my face, buring my eyebrows, fringe and severly buring my pointer and middle finger
more stupid drunken, non drunken stories from me

bbq story number 1
i was on bbq duty at work on melbourne cup day. I was cooking on a slightly modified bbq, given that the drip tray was a tin can wired under the hole to catch the hot oil... with out realising it, i was cooking stuff right above the hole, effectively blocking it... lond story short, pressure built up, air couldn't escape, went bang, then proceded to cover my face with burning oil and giving me multiple burns to my face and neck... one big one under my left eye...
bbq story number 2:
was having drinks at the place i was inhabbiting at the time, which had a nice patio with built in brick bbq. this bbq didnt have an auto spark thingy, it was a case of getting the long lighter stick thing and poking it through a small hole in the front... the one i had didnt actually have a little flame, it just sparked. so i was more than a wee bit drunk trying to spark it up... was clicking and clicking and clicking etc trying to spark it up with no luck. thought i'd leave the gas runniing for a bit so i'd have more of a chance... anyway, i succeeded in lighting the bbq after the gas that had built up came out in a screaming jet through the little hole where my hand was and exploding in my face, buring my eyebrows, fringe and severly buring my pointer and middle finger

more stupid drunken, non drunken stories from me


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I have a feeling Caity makes a lot of guys cry.... myself included.
Dave
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