"Holden" Hummer H3

KERAZY · Post by **KERAZY** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:55 pm

'[4MUFF wrote:]what the fuck are you on about son? i was talking about the H3.. i know we have troopys dildo! tho what i said had nuthing to do with it.

you what? I don't know how you perceived what I said as an attack on you, because I certainly didn't mean it in any aggressive format. At least, not directed at you. What I was trying to say was, we already have exactly what this country needs to fulfill all the things which we need to do, and its pointless to hurl something like the H3 into our market.

subanator · Post by **subanator** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:01 am

I reckon your G-Wagon would run rings around that H3 anyway Muddy:D

fredsub · Post by **fredsub** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:47 am

So the H2 & H3 are as wide as a tank too?

saw a H2 some time ago, for such a large vehicle, I wondered where all the cabin space went too ? theres that massive centre console crap...ah its just a crap vehicle I reckon for 4wd touring.

Anyone notice that the USMC are moving away from Hummers...

well I guess thats why there pushing it to retail to keep their production line...
I am used to seeing American consumers buying crap...lets hope we're not as stupid as them - that masive GM Suburban? they tried to sell here a few years ago didn't work out!

MUDRAT · Post by **MUDRAT** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:33 pm

The H2 and H3 no wider than their GM equivalents, Chevrolet Taho and GMC Yukon for the H2 and Chevrolet Colorado and GMC Canyon for the H3.

Basically the H1 is a real down-to-earth truck, the others are simply pretenders. Think of them a bit like teeny-boppers wearing urban camoflage pants to the mall.

YouTube · Post by **El_Freddo** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:48 pm

Check out my avitar above... or my imageshack site below... that's a H2... It was about as pimped up as it possibly could have been, crome rims and all (even a grinade as a gear knob)...

I haven't seen the pics for the car in question, but i know my dad would be drooling over one... only difference to me is that dad would actually use its weight for towing ability and other "non-surburban" duties, and soccer kids wouldn't be near it either...

On the topic of the Land Rovers the army use, i hope they're not replaced with the hummers as i think the rovers fit our purposes as they should.

Cheers

BaronVonChickenPants · Post by **BaronVonChickenPants** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:54 pm

*cough* Canyonaro *cough*

fredsub · Post by **fredsub** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:29 pm

El_Freddo wrote:...
I haven't seen the pics for the car in question, but i know my dad would be drooling over one... only difference to me is that dad would actually use its weight for towing ability and other "non-surburban" duties, and soccer kids wouldn't be near it either...

On the topic of the Land Rovers the army use, i hope they're not replaced with the hummers as i think the rovers fit our purposes as they should.

Cheers

Yeah but the point is you can do much better...G Wagon, or Nissen Patrol, why ain't that big enough vehicle, and practical!

4xsama · Post by **4xsama** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:31 am

El_Freddo wrote:
On the topic of the Land Rovers the army use, i hope they're not replaced with the hummers as i think the rovers fit our purposes as they should.

Cheers

Don't the Army here use Parenties (rovers with Isuzu donk + gearbox) a-la the bush tucker man and SAS.

If any one has seen the bush tracks in Tassie you'd blush at the thought of 'jamming' a Hummer down one. A 'Cruiser just fits down them with pretty serious scrathing to paintwork.

If they sold Hummers without AC, power seats, windows, CD blah blah blah, the Soccer Moms (Yummy Mummies) wouldn't go near them. They would probably be shit in the top end too (wet season) as the wheel guards would fill with mud and get 'em stuck.

julian · Post by **julian** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:54 pm

BaronVonChickenPants wrote:*cough* Canyonaro *cough*

....
Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
....

All praise the simpsons!

KERAZY · Post by **KERAZY** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:39 pm

you forgot the deadly-ass whip sounds between the 'canyonerooooooooouooooouoooooo's

Brumby Boy · Post by **Brumby Boy** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:02 pm

I think ill stick to hummerising a patrol and willies jeeping a serria

KERAZY · Post by **KERAZY** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:46 pm

sierra.

how hard is that to spell? honestly.

Brumby Boy · Post by **Brumby Boy** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:38 pm

My bad sorry

KERAZY · Post by **KERAZY** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:30 pm

s'ok. sierras are good 4x4s in my opinion. even IF they have sh*t for power.

Brumby Boy · Post by **Brumby Boy** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:36 pm

yea i nearly bought one but im too much of a soobi person lol.
i still wanna put a willies body on one