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Once upon a time,

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in a land far away,



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a beautiful, independent,



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self-assured princess



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happened upon a frog as she sat,



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contemplating ecological issues



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on the shores of an unpolluted pond



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in a verdant meadow near her castle.



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The frog hopped into the princess' lap



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and said: Elegant Lady,



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I was once a handsome prince,



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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.



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One kiss from you, however,



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and I will turn back



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into the dapper, young prince that I am



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and then, my sweet, we can marry



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and set up housekeeping in your castle



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with my mother,



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where you can prepare my meals,



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clean my clothes, bear my children,



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and forever



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feel grateful and happy doing so.



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That night,



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as the princess dined sumptuously



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on lightly sauteed frog legs



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seasoned in a white wine



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she chuckled and thought to herself:



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I don't fucking think so.

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Mike.

is there a message in that?
don't become a frog,they don't get to ..........

that'll teach em

Shorty