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hello i need some good quotes for schoool anyone got any?

"Don't worry about things that you can't do anything about anyway.."

Don't use this at school but its a good story. And its dead set true. Probably should be on the joke page. Many years ago I owned and ran a tour boat on the Thomson river at Longreach in Outback Qld, We got all sorts on the boat and it was often booked out for private functions. One Aussie millionaire used to take his best sales people to the Mt Isa Rodeo and gave them a night out on our boat on the way through. We were cruising along the river with plenty of food and grog and they were getting right into it and of course, the millionaire host was the centre of attention. One of his young hotshot salesman asked him what was the secret to his success. He said do you wanna know, well come in closer. They all gathered in waiting for his great words of wisdom and as I was driving the boat, I craned my neck in to see how this fellow had made it big. When they all were in close, and everything went quiet, he looked at them all with bleary eyes, hanging onto the roof to steady himself with one hand and the other holding a cold stubbie and said very clear and distinct. ""Never trust a fart" I thought it was one of the funniest things I had seen and heard and nearly ran the boat into the trees. He had sucked them all in , me included. Now that's dead set true but don't tell that at school and don't ask me who he was. I'll tell you one day, but not on the internet.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967),

'Never eat anything bigger than your head'

"Its Easier to ask for Forgiveness then to ask for Permission"

"not preparing, is preparing to fail"

if it fuucks, flys or floats > Rent it

A Couple more....

KISS...(Keep It Simple, Stupid)

& Prior Preparation and Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

my sig in bold

i reject your reality and substute my own

young dumb and full of come

its not stalking unless i know where you live.

its not a bad habit till you do it at work.

its all fun and games till some one loses a hymen.

NOTHING VENTURED.....NOTHING GAINED.

When I was about 5 - I spluttered this out to my Dad - who was just about to call it a day, once when we were out scouring local scrap yards for items we could buy do up and sell for a profit.
He took my advice - we called at another yard and found a gold mine of goodie items to do up and sell (electric motors, pumps etc sort of stuff)
He made some good profit thanks to my words. How or why a 5 year old knew those words has been a source of discussion ever since!

We both from that day forward have applied that quote......and its served us very well.

Good luck with your School work!

wrxer wrote: its all fun and games till some one loses a hymen.

yes!!!
i said that at both my private school and my public, guess wich one i got expelled from............

curiosity didnt kill the cat, it had the kittens

whats a quoute? and a mounth?

quote for women that say (trust me ) what trust something that bleeds for a week every month and still lives yeah

"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers"
Mahatma Gandhi
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
Mahatma Gandhi


and one that I heard recently
"that boy is more camp than a row of tents"

The more you learn, the more you should realize, you didn't know in the first place.

People need to take more responsibility for there own actions.

The best things in life are free.

Just because you think it, doesn't mean it is right.