Soldiering On ........

[steptoe]

Shees, it happens every time. With the Codral ad ringing (literally RINGING in my ears) I work my way into the chemists to ask for a packet of Codrals and get hit with the third degree.
This time I am asked how I am, by the coughing spluttering assistant. I feel like you sound, I reply. I want a packet of third degree Codrals please. What for? What are your symptoms?

Miss, if my brain was friggin' working I'd be able to express that my head is all stuffy, my hearing blocked, near stumbling as I walk and talk (sh1t) just right now not hacking out half a lung of really sticky gunk, I also have a headache, I also recall your boss (who never recalls me from my cousins 21st and repeat business for Codrals ?) telling me the drug labs can make a coupla hundred pills on the street out of this packet.

No, I do not want to try another brand, another selection, I proffer a sample of the last blister pack - I just wanna continue with these coz I know they work, please

This time I promise myself and her that when I am feeling top of the world I am comng in to get my next haul to avoid the bloody 20 questions when all I want is another Codral to dry thngs up, clear up head and make me feel half normal (as usual )again.

I got 'em - Codral Originals, not bloody day night ones to stuff up any sequence etc

Happy boy