HELP...make this joke funny please

steptoe · Post by **steptoe** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:59 am

What is a 710?

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." The mechanic nearly fainted!

If you're not sure what a 710 is

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[email][email protected][/email]kay guys you can stop laughing!

That is all that came on the joke, no pics, anyone know how to retrieve this without links ? and maybe get the pics up.

I am sure it is funny and relevant to cars

steptoe · Post by **steptoe** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:01 pm

only now I have posted this up from a cut and paste method do these look like a link but click on them and turns up an email proforma so still no good

Post by **TOONGA** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:04 pm

710 = oil cap

missing pictures are a big boobed blonde and oilcap pictures

TOONGA

steptoe · Post by **steptoe** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:07 pm

Oh, is this a trick funny ?

Harks back to the days when my grandfather, retired, had time to work out words and names with his new fangled handheld calculator, entering digits and turning upside down to read letters from numbers. SHELLOIL was one of them 71077345 but the 4 was an open style not the close style !!

Post by **Alex** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:09 pm

it was funny the first time i heard it.

the 99999999 times after that it wasnt really

alex

RSR 555 · Post by **RSR 555** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:00 am

Alex wrote:it was funny the first time i heard it.

the 99999999 times after that it wasnt really

alex

+1

the old 710 cap hey