funny business names or slogans

steptoe · Post by **steptoe** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:18 am

an old one is for a trash pack company - satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back!

Just saw a yellow all up lift tow truck - Camel Towing

Mr Paz · Post by **Mr Paz** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:44 pm

there is a timber yard in hastings in vic, their name is everist timber, not so un normal... but their logo is a red crab with drew carey style sunglasses on....lmao

every time i drive past it, i piss myself laughing.

RSR 555 · Post by **RSR 555** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:34 pm

I remember reading one on a septic truck.. No1 in No2s

Silverbullet · Post by **Silverbullet** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:15 pm

Not really a business name/slogan, but I always liked Nulon "Start ya bastard"
Some aerosol you spray in the carbie of any engine that won't start.

Post by **TOONGA** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:17 pm

Stiff Nipples for an Aircon company.

TOONGA

Bungers · Post by **Bungers** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:51 pm

Adriatic Concrete, Get Pumped By The Best

Campsie Scaffolding, Sydneys biggest erections

sven '2' · Post by **sven '2'** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:07 pm

'We do headjobs'

(cylinder head repair shop on Main North Road, Adelaide)

Post by **TOONGA** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:06 pm

Sofa King

"Our prices are sofa king low"

TOONGA

YouTube · Post by **El_Freddo** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:41 pm

A couple I've seen on the shit trucks that empty septic tanks, usually located on the emptying tap cover:

"Another load of politician's promises"

"yesterday's lunch"

"We take shit for a living"

and I can't remember the other one I've seen ages ago.

One company that I saw "putting out" the mulch in one of the school re-developments, campany name:

"We Blow" yep, they blow anything from stones to mulch, anything that comes in a tip truck that can be shovelled can be blown into place by their machine. Noisy thing though!

Cheers

Bennie

d_generate · Post by **d_generate** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:04 am

Found in KL, very appropriate.

What can you say?

Gannon · Post by **Gannon** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:14 am

Hey, that ^ reminds me of Thailand.

There was a shed building company that had a slogan "Let us take care of your erection"

d_generate · Post by **d_generate** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:53 pm

Yeah, the second one was in Kata just south of Phuket, in 3 months I saw some absolute classics there but usually going past on a bus or no camera with me.

Gannon · Post by **Gannon** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:53 pm

We saw this sign at the end of the quay on Phi phi island

d_generate · Post by **d_generate** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:09 pm

BWAHAHAHAHA......China is the best for stupid signs I think, they had a big campaign in Shanghai just before the Expo last year to get rid of the most embarrassing.

mud_king91 · Post by **mud_king91** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:10 am

sticky fingers for a bakery

subybrumby · Post by **subybrumby** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:46 pm

"winter of our discount tents" a shakespearian take on a sale outside a camping shop.