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funny business names or slogans
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:18 am
by steptoe
an old one is for a trash pack company - satisfaction guaranteed or double your rubbish back!
Just saw a yellow all up lift tow truck - Camel Towing
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:44 pm
by Mr Paz
there is a timber yard in hastings in vic, their name is everist timber, not so un normal... but their logo is a red crab with drew carey style sunglasses on....lmao
every time i drive past it, i piss myself laughing.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:34 pm
by RSR 555
I remember reading one on a septic truck.. No1 in No2s
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:15 pm
by Silverbullet
Not really a business name/slogan, but I always liked Nulon "Start ya bastard"
Some aerosol you spray in the carbie of any engine that won't start.
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:17 pm
by TOONGA
Stiff Nipples for an Aircon company.
TOONGA
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:51 pm
by Bungers
Adriatic Concrete, Get Pumped By The Best
Campsie Scaffolding, Sydneys biggest erections
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:07 pm
by sven '2'
'We do headjobs'
(cylinder head repair shop on Main North Road, Adelaide)
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:06 pm
by TOONGA
Sofa King
"Our prices are sofa king low"
TOONGA
Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:41 pm
by El_Freddo
A couple I've seen on the shit trucks that empty septic tanks, usually located on the emptying tap cover:
"Another load of politician's promises"
"yesterday's lunch"
"We take shit for a living"
and I can't remember the other one I've seen ages ago.
One company that I saw "putting out" the mulch in one of the school re-developments, campany name:
"We Blow" yep, they blow anything from stones to mulch, anything that comes in a tip truck that can be shovelled can be blown into place by their machine. Noisy thing though!
Cheers
Bennie
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:04 am
by d_generate
Found in KL, very appropriate.
What can you say?
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:14 am
by Gannon
Hey, that ^ reminds me of Thailand.
There was a shed building company that had a slogan "Let us take care of your erection"
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:53 pm
by d_generate
Yeah, the second one was in Kata just south of Phuket, in 3 months I saw some absolute classics there but usually going past on a bus or no camera with me.
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:53 pm
by Gannon
We saw this sign at the end of the quay on Phi phi island
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:09 pm
by d_generate
BWAHAHAHAHA......China is the best for stupid signs I think, they had a big campaign in Shanghai just before the Expo last year to get rid of the most embarrassing.
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:10 am
by mud_king91
sticky fingers for a bakery
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:46 pm
by subybrumby
"winter of our discount tents" a shakespearian take on a sale outside a camping shop.