Worst morinig's drive to work ever!
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:06 pm
So I jump in the old MY to go to work today. Grrrrr,grrrrr,grrrr.ticktickticktickticktick. "(insert colorful language here)". So I grab the bench supply and jump start her up.
Driving down the road, about 2 klicks out from home and Doooorrrrrrrrrrr. conks out in the middle of the road while Im waiting for the light. "(more colorful language here)". So i give her a crank, and grr grr grr grr tik tik tik tik tik (mind you I knew the battery was stuffed
). "(lots and lots of colorful language here)". So I push it off the road.
After some messing around with my brother, I have a new battery fresh from repco and Im parked down at the intersection with both my vortex and wagon. Pop the new battery in and she fires up, idles for a sec and dies again. By now Im getting pretty pissed off, so I jump out and pop the top off the weber. Hmmm whats this thing here. One of the air jets in the top had wound itself out and was sitting inside the hole. Popped it back in and bingo, fired right up and idled like a champ. At this point I had two options. Take the vortex to work and the wagon home or visa versa. I took the vortex home
.
Walked back down to the intersection, around 2 kms. Jumped in, fired her up, slapped her in gear and Cough cough splat. Out goes the lights. "(more colorful language here)". jump back out and blowing out jets, messing around, starting it up. cranking cranking cranking. Eventually my new battery is flat too. Called my brother again and while I was waiting I noticed the fuel pump wasnt ticking. Pop the hose off and Bingo, the fuel pump has failed in the time between getting a new battery and screwing the jet back in. "(way too much tasty language now)".
SO around 20mins later with new pump at hand and a battery from home, stick the pump in, jump the new battery and what do you know, spare battery is flat.
. Another call to the brother, Another battery from something and Bingo, Im off to work.
What are the chances of having a jet wind out of my carby and my fuel pump crap the bed in a 30 min period. Im also pretty sure that jet is for mains. Anyway, thought its worth a laugh.
Regards
Doug
Driving down the road, about 2 klicks out from home and Doooorrrrrrrrrrr. conks out in the middle of the road while Im waiting for the light. "(more colorful language here)". So i give her a crank, and grr grr grr grr tik tik tik tik tik (mind you I knew the battery was stuffed

After some messing around with my brother, I have a new battery fresh from repco and Im parked down at the intersection with both my vortex and wagon. Pop the new battery in and she fires up, idles for a sec and dies again. By now Im getting pretty pissed off, so I jump out and pop the top off the weber. Hmmm whats this thing here. One of the air jets in the top had wound itself out and was sitting inside the hole. Popped it back in and bingo, fired right up and idled like a champ. At this point I had two options. Take the vortex to work and the wagon home or visa versa. I took the vortex home

Walked back down to the intersection, around 2 kms. Jumped in, fired her up, slapped her in gear and Cough cough splat. Out goes the lights. "(more colorful language here)". jump back out and blowing out jets, messing around, starting it up. cranking cranking cranking. Eventually my new battery is flat too. Called my brother again and while I was waiting I noticed the fuel pump wasnt ticking. Pop the hose off and Bingo, the fuel pump has failed in the time between getting a new battery and screwing the jet back in. "(way too much tasty language now)".
SO around 20mins later with new pump at hand and a battery from home, stick the pump in, jump the new battery and what do you know, spare battery is flat.

What are the chances of having a jet wind out of my carby and my fuel pump crap the bed in a 30 min period. Im also pretty sure that jet is for mains. Anyway, thought its worth a laugh.
Regards
Doug