resurrect the funnies :p

steptoe · Post by **steptoe** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:36 pm

http://www.reddit.com/r/keto/comments/1 ... art_a_lot/

but, before you read it, go down to your local big W and get yaself a $4 tin of Cavendish - Harvey sugar free mixed fruit drops (maybe more than tin if you have a lot of friends & enjoy ! Just make sure YOU read the fine print about excessive consumption may produce laxative effect.

the font/text has been measured with the aid of a magnifying glass and digital calipers to find the main body of a letter a,e, o, u , not including tails etc ... 1.5mm. I think something as debilitating as 'may cause a laxative effect' needs to be a tad bigger !

A serving is suggested as 8 of candies with 13 serves per tin of 175g ....No mention of maximum daily limit or the wind pain , stabbing in the back pain... !

Then, see if you can read above and not tear-up from laughter -or lack of oxygen - before you finish reading!!

sugar alternative culprit

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-isomalt.htm

Subyroo · Post by **Subyroo** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 7:54 pm

I PMSL at that story steptoe.

M0rpH · Post by **M0rpH** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:19 pm

Dam funny.
Reminded me of this http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bear ... B000EVQWKC

Post by **TOONGA** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:32 pm

How do I explain to my 4 year old daughter why I can't stop laughing. she is so excited as she rarely sees me due to work, but to see daddy laughing uncontrollably and then try ... wow ... damn gummi bears.

TOONGA

steptoe · Post by **steptoe** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:25 pm

20 gummi bears ....I really thought my consumption was also quite contained - gee, suss , that's about the only thing that was !

TOONGA - don't you dare give any of these to your daughter - she'll hate you for a day (and a bit) before she sees the funny side to it.

Why have i not heard of this before ??

There is a brown drink in a blue can that I swear makes me crook - it is missing sugar in its formula too !

steptoe · Post by **steptoe** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:32 pm

Subyroo wrote:I PMSL at that story steptoe.

Next time, try excessive consumption, then try reading it.

The noises that eminated from my side panels were unbelievable - sounded like a distant thunderstorm - for many hours !

The first day, Monday, when it struck, sort of off the beaten track,i had no phone, no transport, no toilet, no cover - very controlled release reassured me further action would save my life. To take a proper breathe was doing something between my lungs and the rest of my guts, and it was not comfortable.

Sugar free - stick it !!

NachaLuva · Post by **NachaLuva** » Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:43 pm

M0rpH wrote:Dam funny.
Reminded me of this http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bear ... B000EVQWKC

Loved the reddit link but the gummi bears one was a ripper!

I wanna get some for a Subaru dealership that gave me the wrong parts even though I made them double check it!

Scoobie Doobie · Post by **Scoobie Doobie** » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:55 pm

That's a beauty, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. I didn't realise that there was technical term (scissor farting) for that action, sooooo funny

tambox · Post by **tambox** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:25 pm

Hang on Jonno, your cars run on gas, a bit of re-plumbing and the lollies could improve the fuel economy.
Eating lollies for un-enjoyment, nah.