worlds smallest books

chubby37 · Post by **chubby37** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:38 pm

1-Everything Men Know about Women

2-The Australian Book of Foreplay

3-Great Women Drivers Of Today

i know i,ll get shot for the last one...

AndrewT · Post by **AndrewT** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:26 pm

Things I can't afford - by Bill Gates.
Acheiving World Peace - by Saddam.

smoov · Post by **smoov** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:38 pm

chubby's dictionary??

chubby37 wrote:1-Everything Men Know about Women

2-The Australian Book of Foreplay

3-Great Women Drivers Of Today

i know i,ll get shot for the last one...

did you write the first two?

chubby37 · Post by **chubby37** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:23 am

copy and paste......if i wrote them 2 books they would be a lot smaller...lol

GTlegs · Post by **GTlegs** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:26 pm

The reliability handbook - Lada Motor Corporation

Women's rights - Taliban

Willie · Post by **Willie** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:39 pm

How to design modern, exciting, sexy cars - Toyota Motor Corp.

tim_81coupe · Post by **tim_81coupe** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:03 pm

Willie wrote:How to design modern, exciting, sexy cars - Toyota Motor Corp.

Modern? Definitely. Exciting? Leave it to Lexus. Sexy? I concur.

Honda would've been better suited to the point you're trying to make there :P.

How about:

How VTEC Works: by your average Civic driver;
3rd party Software for Apple Computers: Steve Jobs
The Best Commodore Ever: Holden Motor Company

smoov · Post by **smoov** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:04 pm

Willie wrote:How to design modern, exciting, sexy cars - Toyota Motor Corp.

haven't driven a JZX80 2JZGTE powered supra, have you?
or even an SW20? or even a AW11?

(i'd like to see subaru make an MR car!)

i don't want to start a brand war here or anything, but lets just say toyota is much much MUCH better than what you think it is

_curlie_ · Post by **_curlie_** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:04 pm

smoov wrote:
haven't driven a JZX80 2JZGTE powered supra, have you?
or even an SW20? or even a AW11?

(i'd like to see subaru make an MR car!)

i don't want to start a brand war here or anything, but lets just say toyota is much much MUCH better than what you think it is

Question smoov
......... is it by choice that you are still subaru less..........

tim_81coupe · Post by **tim_81coupe** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:35 am

If I didn't own a Subaru I'd own a Toyota.

My dream car is a 95-onwards JZA80.

waggaclint · Post by **waggaclint** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:03 am

we just bought a new toyota recently it pretty good car hey. would have prefered a subaru but there a bit exxy for a new one.

Willie · Post by **Willie** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:45 am

smoov wrote:
Willie wrote:How to design modern, exciting, sexy cars - Toyota Motor Corp.
haven't driven a JZX80 2JZGTE powered supra, have you?
or even an SW20? or even a AW11?

(i'd like to see subaru make an MR car!)

i don't want to start a brand war here or anything, but lets just say toyota is much much MUCH better than what you think it is

Maybe I should have justified my comment by inserting "Toyota Australia"

What exciting Toyota's were sold in our market?
MR2 - maybe the Limited edition Bathurst model;
Celica GT4 - definately the Group a - not the standard;
Any of the Sportiva models - pleeeeeease!;
Landcruiser - for what they're made for, OK. Especially the old BJ40's;
Paseo - hardly

Although, I must admit, one of my most favourite cars of all times is a Toyota - the GT from the 60's - based on the design of the E-Type jag - just beautiful. A real collectors item now, too.

But lets look at mainstream cars - Corolla, Camry, Avalon, Echo etc.

My vote fo most boring (to drive and design) would be the Avalon, closely followed by the Camry.

So, sorry to all the Toyota lovers out there. I still get POed that we don't get the good models that some of these car makers produce. And now the rule changes to grey imports makes it even harder to get the good ones.

I was mainly thinking of the mainstream cars, or the sporty versions of them when I made my initial comment:
Holden SS, HSV's;
Falcon XR6, XR6 Turbo, XR8, FPV's
Camry Sportiva ........?

WRX STI;

EVO 9;

Skyline R32 (only one sold in our market new, I think);

Toyota ?

Anyway, that's what I think. Please feel free to add your opinions.

Cheers,