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Just starting a new thread to find out what everyone does for a living.

Me, Im a trainee drafter.

Carry on.

I'm a projects manager for an IT mob.

best job, pimp out rides ( The Spoiler Shop)

Undertaker. Its not as bad as you'd think. At least now my customers are quiet

Lightning_Silver_RX wrote:Undertaker. Its not as bad as you'd think. At least now my customers are quiet

Bwhahahahaha.... LOL

lol ,,, Dead quiet one could say

Mike.

Surveyors Assistant - AKA Chainy

Suby Roo wrote:Just starting a new thread to find out what everyone does for a living.

Me, Im a trainee drafter.

Carry on.

NICE CHOICE! ME TOO! 2nd year.

alex

Im only 2 weeks into it, But all is good so far!!!

I only do pre-fab wall frames, roof trusses and bearers and joists for floors.

ah ok awesome. I work for a big detailing/modelling company in perth, called Perth Drafting consultants. We do all bhp and woodside etc.

alex

pitty u got no taste alex :P

im a professional lazy bum

i sit in my work ute and red the paper and drink coffee all day or sit in bobcat and move dirt

construction supervisor

dave

Sooby Spare Parts .... For My Sins....

hows this im a spare parts sales consultant for motors ( holden ) mainly just customer service etc specialise in body panels and paint...

I'm a Mum, Wife, Optical dispenser/technician, sticker maker and secretary for "Grants Lawn Mowing"

Lucky I didn't read the job description for "mum" before taking the job!!!

POSITION: Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Momma, Mum

JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects . Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT &PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you. There is usually one promotion........ to Grandmother!

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION: Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.

earth sculptor.
owner of sucked in vacuum excavations on sunshine coast running two trucks

dibs

I think i started a thread like this last year, but i spose its time for an update.

Im a 4th year apprentice electrician. Working conditions are 'shocking'

Sorry, couldn't help myself

That makes 2 apprentice electricians then. I'm in my 2nd year, pay is horrible but the work we do is good. Office fitouts all day every day.

Adam

At uni doing urban and regional planning, with a Main Roads scholarship to boot. 1 year after this one left

Employed as a Mechanic by a Defence Contractor, not allowed to say any more......secret squirrel stuff.