Mastercard Wedding

Post by **Captain Obvious** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:29 pm

Crap or true- who cares- Funny story. Read below
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You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of
church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations
in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best
man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD

A Mastercard Wedding

'Life isn't like a bowl
of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you
do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'

D3V1L · Post by **D3V1L** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:34 pm

BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH that nearly put into tears./...i would LOVE to do that just for kicks..but dont ever want it to happen to me:P

dave

riksta · Post by **riksta** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:51 pm

thats a good laugh, i like that and it would make a good mastercard commercial, priceless HaHaHa.

Subafury · Post by **Subafury** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:12 pm

priceless. damn straight hahahah

subybrumby · Post by **subybrumby** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:47 pm

I play music at weddings..I was talking to a friend the other night who is a Civil Celebrant and this story came up. I don't know about USA but she said that it has happened here in Qld a few years back. But I gotta tell ya, I have seen some funny things at Wedding!!!!

FROG · Post by **FROG** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:41 pm

classy classy move
thats awesome what a bloke

madmat · Post by **madmat** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:34 pm

comon subibrumby tell some of the stories.

BrennyV · Post by **BrennyV** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:20 pm

time to make a movie :P