My cheating Girlfriend.. suggestion needed

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My cheating Girlfriend.. suggestion needed

Post by BrennyV » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:03 am

So lately my girlfriend has been working alot of late shifts,and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker.

At first I didnt mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.

If im out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and Im in the house (they think Im sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing, and she said "Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open, and turn off all the lights.
About the time she usually gets home, I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and Im hiding behind my rex.

When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the car, I see something that I just couldn't believe. The rear camber is severely wearing my rear tires. Now i have to get a rear camber kit, should i get the Whiteline or ingalls kit?

*Not mine, but I was in hysterics after so thought id share*
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Post by Wilbur » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:12 am

Roflmao.

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Post by FROG » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:23 am

Go The Whiteline

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Post by Alex » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:32 am

bahahaha. U crack me up Bren.

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Post by Amber » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:33 am

Ha ha very funny :D

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Post by BrennyV » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:35 am

Amber wrote:Ha ha very funny :D
but true wouldn't you say bubby! cambers a big thing
just keep in mind i have the cuscos already so watch out ;)
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Post by Amber » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:47 am

Ha ha not true!

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Post by bluesteel » Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:49 am

hahaha i love it!

still laughing :D
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Post by AlpineRaven » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:06 pm

ROFLMO... Thought oh shi't here we go.. Lol.. Ah go for whiteline.
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Post by chubby37 » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:10 pm

i never saw that comming for a second....was thinking you poor bugger....then just about fell off my chair
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Post by jaymz_maiden » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:34 pm

ha ha ha, i've seen this before, but the guy was hiding behind his harley davidson and commenting on something else about his bike...was on a harley forum no doubt, or something similar.

If it were true, tell her to give ya money for new tyres and camber kit! :D

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Post by Outback bloke » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:16 pm

What model rex? :D:D:D good one...........

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Post by Subafury » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:19 pm

i thought something was suss when amber had a job haha
nice one
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Post by Amber » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:36 pm

Ha ha calling me a bum or something there Matt :P

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Post by dibs » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:11 pm

lmaorof holding belly

n i was fealing for ya to guna send that one to my sis

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Post by Captain Obvious » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:10 pm

that was funny as!!! was thinking you poor bugga!!
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Post by yarney » Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:24 pm

I was feeling sorry for you and then read the punch line got me a beauty

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Post by Alex » Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:27 pm

Subafury wrote:i thought something was suss when amber had a job haha
nice one
Amber does have a job...shes a mother! you however Matt, are just a mother****er!

lol i couldnt help myself.

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Post by Amber » Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:54 pm

Naww thanks Alex lol :D

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Post by D3V1L » Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:12 pm

Alex wrote:Amber does have a job...shes a mother! you however Matt, are just a mother****er!

lol i couldnt help myself.

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ahahhahahahahaaa good one


and yeh.... thinking...amber....cheating.....i doooooooont think so :)


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