This is pure gold -

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:37 pm

Ok, so in moving to coffs harbour I have been given a phone number by Telstra - 6652 6696...

Last couple of days we have had a couple of interesting phone calls.....

Michelle qualified the last caller "What business were you looking for?" the caller replied - "an Escort Service" so we had a look at the phone book, and sure enough Madam Michelle is running "Kisses, Cuddles and More" 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

See the ad right here - http://www.yellowpages.com.au/onlineSol ... c7ab&st=cs

suffice to say I think we'll be getting Telstra to change our number.... And it was such a good one too!!!

smoov · Post by **smoov** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:23 pm

what happens if after your number change, you still get calls asking for "cuddles, kisses and more"?

BaronVonChickenPants · Post by **BaronVonChickenPants** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:29 pm

"Hello, honest ben's subaru escort service, how may I please you car"

Jordan.

MUDRAT · Post by **MUDRAT** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:24 pm

LOL that's one you read about in Column8.

Alternatively you could leave your phone number the same and make A LOT of money.

(j/k mate)

Fury · Post by **Fury** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:24 pm

So Ben...
You found Michelle' s little secret

What a co-incidence hey.. I would have liked to be a fly on the wall when you found out.

As Muddy said, if you keep the number, you could make some extra cash - or at least a spotters fees from the local red light district

edit: Just for those that don't know my sick sence of humour, I'm kidding.

I have only met Michelle once, and indeed - is a very nice person , and I should not be joking about this . My apologies Michelle, It was just hard to pass up

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:15 pm

Actually, I near killed my self laughing, and spent the next day calling her Madam Michelle

SubyDreams · Post by **SubyDreams** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:42 pm

I like the part where it says all states except VIC and QLD...You poor QLD guys miss out!

I can just imagine Ben's reaction and then Michelle's when he called her that!

I know what to write on her birthday card!

Phizinza · Post by **Phizinza** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:18 am

Oh no... This is getting bad...

Baron, good idea